Professional, Polite, Prepared to Kill

Forget free gasoline! Car buyers want free guns

By Andy Barnett

BUTLER, Mo. – A Missouri car is triggering interest by offering customers free guns or gasoline with any purchase, and despite the skyrocketing price of fuel, patrons are going for the guns.

“We are aware of the gasoline and crime problem in America,” states an ad on the website of Max Motors. It goes on to note it “wants to be part of the solution and not part of the problem.”

“What we’re doing is giving everyone who buys a new or used vehicle a free handgun,” said Mark Muller, the dealership’s owner. “We have guns to display, but we can’t actually give them a gun, so what we do is give them a coupon for a local gun dealer here in town so they can pick out any gun they want. We recommend a semi-automatic.” More from WorldNetDaily

Good for the folks at Max Motors – I encourage everyone who is in the market for a new or used vehicle to visit these folks! My favorite quote from the article is regarding a small group of protestors outside the dealership:

The certificate is good for either $250 at Alton Arms or for $250 worth of gas. Muller told WND no one has chosen the gas so far.

The promotion, which goes through the end of this month, has caused a stir among anti-gun-rights activists who turned up at the dealership to protest.

“Six people came by – a bunch of long hairs who think the ’60s are still going on, and who obviously don’t have jobs,” Muller said. “We all went out there with our cowboy hats on and told them we’d stomp ’em, and they left.”

Great job to a wonderful group of American capitalists at Max Motors!


May 22, 2008 - Posted by | Misc. | ,

1 Comment »

  1. Have you seen their political site? Seriously, the car dealership has a site on Politics! I’d say they aren’t big Clinton fans either. Very crazy stuff going on down south!

    Comment by ed duval | May 29, 2008 | Reply

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